The Most Texan Items Ever at HEB

HEB Finds that'll bring out the Texas in you. Are you Texas enough for this list?

#1

A Bluebonnet Fields Candle

This candle really does smell exactly like a field of bluebonnets. The perfect way to kick off our list.

#2

Big Red Cake

The first time I saw this I thought, "Now that's the most Texan thing I've ever seen." You would literally never find this anywhere else in the world.

#3

Dr Pepper Beans

Dr Pepper beans... let that sink in. We tried these and they taste overwhelmingly like Dr Pepper.

#4

BaconUP Bacon Grease

Oh John Gordon, you clever fool. Bacon Up is such a ridiculously Texan concept and I love it. It also happens to be made in Allen, TX.

#5

Texas Chicken Nuggets

Breaded chicken in the shape of Texas, that's also Texas-sized. Enough said.

#6

Texas Sheet Cake Mix

If you grew up in Texas you likely have fond memories of Texas sheet cake at a pot luck church function. The fact that HEB sells a cake mix version just makes it extra easy to get your chocolate fix.

#7

Whataburger Fancy Ketchup

Whataburger + HEB, a match made in, well... Texas. HEB has all the sauce options from honey butter to jalapeño ranch, but we're sticking with a classic. Fancy Ketchup for the win.

#8

Frozen 5 Alarm Frito Pie

Frito pie whenever you want it. HEB sells a frozen 5 alarm chili corn chip pie that's not one, but three chili peppers spicy.

#9

Alamo Cattle Company Rub with this Gentleman on the Bottle

When you combine the Alamo, a cowboy and meat rub, you get... the ultimate Texas product. I love the guy on this bottle tipping his hat. It's your standard southern gentleman gesture.

#10

Texas-Themed Pet Food

You know you're extra Texan when you buy your dog brisket bbq food or chicken fried steak flavored treats. HEB has a whole array of Texas-themed pet food for both Dogs and Cats.

#11

Also... This To-Paw Chico Dog Toy

Topo Chico is actually from Mexico, not Texas. But it is one of the most popular drinks in the Lone Star state. Any true Texan dog needs their own.

#12

Texas Sticky Notes

You mean, even my desk can be Texan-fied?! Yes, yes it can. Now, is Texas an easy shape to write on? Debatable. But damn it's cute.

#13

Conchitas and Fideo Microwaveable Cups

HEB has many awesome Mi Tienda products that could make this list, but a quick and easy microwaveable version of Conchitas and Fideo felt like the perfect fit. I found these to be rather salty but they're a fan favorite for my Instagram followers.

#14

Candied Pecan Shiner

Sweet and nutty and oh so Texan. Shiner bock is already synonymous with Texas, but why not throw in a few pecans and Texas-it-up even more? This isn't the highest rated of the Shiner Bock flavors, but it generally gets a solid 3.8 out of 5 stars.

#15

Tex Mex Queso with Brisket

It's where the Tex meets the Mex. Add brisket to any Mexican dish and I'm game.

#16

Texas Shaped Tortilla Chips

To go with your brisket queso.

#17

Texas Rodeo Dish Soap

HEB has some really amazing limited edition dish soap scents, but Texas Rodeo has got to be one of the most epic. It came out in the summer of 2019 and smelled like leather. Weird, but it worked. I really hope they bring it back one day.

And there you have it. The most Texany products for the Texiest of Texans.

What am I missing from the list? Let me know!

And now, I will leave you with this....

Cowboy Skeleton Bob